Just received this mythical artifact. It is oozing incomprehensible levels of legendary aura. Contact me on the astral wavelength if you believe that you possess the vvvvvv rvre strength and focus to master this impossible garment. Be careful you may evaporate into a plume of one trillion outwardly bursting neutrino black energy god particles. Oh also obviously you can change the team name and the name on the back kbye.